Let’s be honest:

Your family brings their phone into the bathroom. Teenagers, husbands, wives — everyone.

Bright bathroom LEDs + blue light from phones = melatonin sabotage, nervous-system stress, and way too much time spent “doom-pooping.”

But what if you could fix this without lectures, rules, or expensive biohacking gear?

Enter the $27 infrared “chicken light.”

What Is a Chicken Light (and Why It Works)?

A 175–250 W infrared heat lamp — often nicknamed a chicken light — emits red and infrared light instead of harsh blue LEDs.

That means:

  • no melatonin suppression
  • a warmer, calmer nervous system
  • less urge to scroll endlessly
  • faster, more relaxed bathroom time

You don’t need a red-light panel.

You don’t need a routine.

You just change the lightbulb.

Chicken Light vs Near-Infrared (NIR) Therapy Lamps

Near-Infrared (NIR) lamps (usually 850 nm) are amazing — but they’re:

  • expensive
  • intentional
  • often unused by families

Chicken lights are:

  • cheap
  • passive
  • impossible to forget

The truth?

NIR is for therapy. Chicken lights are for daily life.

And daily life is where circadian health actually improves.

The Sneaky Benefit: Fewer Phones in the Bathroom

Red/infrared light makes phone screens:

  • less stimulating
  • less addictive
  • honestly… kind of annoying to look at

People naturally:

  • put the phone down sooner
  • finish their business
  • leave the bathroom faster

You didn’t ban phones —

you changed the environment.

That’s real behavior change.

Better Light + Magnesium = Better Sleep

Pair this with magnesium chloride:

  • bath flakes
  • body butter
  • oil or spray

Magnesium helps:

  • calm the nervous system
  • reduce inflammation
  • support deeper sleep

Together, warm red light in the morning + magnesium at night creates a gentle circadian rhythm reset — without effort.

A New Year’s Resolution That Actually Sticks

Instead of:

  • expensive gadgets
  • strict routines
  • fighting your kids about screens

Try this:

✔️ Install a $27 infrared bulb in the bathroom

✔️ Add magnesium to your evenings

✔️ Let biology do the rest

No tracking.

No discipline.

No arguments.

Just better light, better sleep, and calmer mornings — starting on the toilet.